【三年級英語手抄報資料：英語兒歌】
01
With Apologies to Mother Goose
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Then he had a terrible fall.
An'all the king's horses an'all the king's men had
Scrambled eggs for breakfast again!
But oh， no no， don't say I told you.
Don't go quotin' me' cause if you do， OI Mother Goose.
Will be awful mad at me.
Hey little Boy Blue come blow your horn.
The sheep's in the meadow and the cow's in the corn.
Now where is that boy that watches the sheep?
He's out pickin' flowers with little Bo peep!
Little Miss Muffet， she sat on a fuffet.
That's kind of hard to do.
Cause I looked it up and there's no such word.
I think that's strange， don't you?
But if she finds out what I said， I ask you， please.
Kindly send along my apologies to Mother Goose!
02
Why do they make things like they do
Birds were made for flyin' that's why they have wings.
But if beds weren't made for bouncing/
Tell me， why do they have springs?
I don't know， how about you?
Why do they make things like they do?
TV sets are funny， I think there's something wrong.
It's awfully hard to turn 'em off.
But it's easy to turn 'em on.
If they made things like they should.
Everything I tried would turn out good.
Well， bathtubs have a bottom but they don't have a lid.
And all that water on the floor wouldn't be there if they did.
I went to wash the kitchen floor bottom to the top.
There soapsuds got so bubbly， I couldn't find my mop.