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加菲貓精彩語錄
熱愛睡覺、美食、電視和美女的加菲貓，每天拖著胖胖贅肉，腦筋飛轉地對待主人、主人的女朋友.、歐第、同伴和死敵，還會時不時傲慢而慵懶的幽你一默，看看他的生活，有沒有你自己的影子。
I hate Mondays. 我討厭星期一。(夢魘日的開始)
Poky，cover me. I’m going in. 波基，掩護我。我要行動了。(老板問起，就說我見客戶去了。)
Trying to avoid your duties，huh? 竟然想逃避責任。(錯過大單子，被老板K。)
I make a point to get it good everyday. 我每天都是吃不了兜著走的。(再錯過大單子，小心我讓你吃不了兜著走。)
How shall I outwit you this time? 我這回該怎么戲弄你呢?(老板怎么了，照樣有辦法對付你。)
It's a liver flavored. 這可是豬肝口味呀。(你家貓兒子最喜歡吃什么呀?)
That's even nicer.! 那個更是不錯!(我家貓兒子更喜歡Pizza。)
Jump back. Kiss myself. 搞定。真佩服我自己。(每個人都應該相信自己。)
She is some beautiful. 她真漂亮。(這位MM是新同事?名花有主否?)
Uh， Mr. Pathetic， you've had a crush on her since high school. 可憐蟲先生，你從高中開始就被她迷得神魂顛倒了。(我癡心不改。)
Would you please ask her out so she can reject you， and we can get on with me life?你能不能把他約出來，好讓她直截了當地拒絕你，然后咱們繼續自己的生活?(是時候行動了。)
家務哲學趣談
Philosophy of House Cleaning
I don't do windows because..
I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.
我不檫窗戶，是因為
我是一個愛鳥之人，不希望任何一只鳥兒撞上干凈透明的窗戶而受傷。
I don't wax floors because...
I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'llfeel terrible(plus they may sue me)
我不給地板打蠟，是因為
我擔心客人會因此滑到而傷筋動骨，那樣的話我會感到內疚(更何況他們還可能因此起訴我)。
I don't mind the dust bunnies because..
They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree everything I say.
我不會嫌棄全身臟兮兮的兔子，是因為
它們是人類很好的伙伴。我幾乎給每只兔子都起了名字，它們對我所說的一切都深信不疑。
I don't disturb cobwebs because..
I want every creature to have a home of their own.
我不會去清理墻角的蜘蛛網，因為
我希望每一個生靈都有自己的家。
I don't du Spring Clean because
I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.
我不做“春季大掃除”因為
我熱愛每一個季節，我不希望其它的季節覺得我厚此薄彼。
I don't pull weeds in the garden because...
I don't want to get in God's way, he is an excellent designer.
我不會去鏟除花園中的野草，因為
我不想礙上帝的事----他是個完美的設計師。
I don't put things away because...
I will never be able to find them again.
我不會去收拾東西，因為
我會永遠找不到。
I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because...
I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.
招待客人時，我不會去準備什么美味的佳肴，因為
我不希望客人們在回請我時過于重視事物。
I don't iron because....
I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".
我從不燙衣服，因為
我愿意相信衣服標簽上說的------終身免燙。
I don't stress much on anything because ...
"A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkle up crusty old woman!!!
我不對任何事情過分要求，因為
凡是追求完美的人都太辛苦，往往不能長壽。我寧可一直這么平庸地活者，直到變成一個滿臉皺紋，脾氣暴躁的老太太。